GEORGE: Nothing, I… said it was a little problem.
ELAINE: Yeah? What was it?
GEORGE (defensive): Well…I was in the locker room showering, and I…I had to go, so…
JERRY: Here we go.
GEORGE: Anyway, I think the guy in the shower opposite saw me. He gave me a dirty look.
ELAINE: You went…in the shower?
GEORGE: Yeah, so what? I’m not the only one! <Kramer enters with his quilt.>
ELAINE (to Jerry): Do you go in the shower?
JERRY: No, never.
ELAINE (to Kramer): Do you?
KRAMER: I take baths.
GEORGE: Well, what was I supposed to do? Get out of the shower, put on my bathrobe? Go all the way down to the other end? Come all the way back?
ELAINE: Ever hear of…holding it in?
GEORGE: Oh, no…no, that’s very bad for the kidneys.
ELAINE: How do you know?
GEORGE: Medical journals!
JERRY: Do the medical journals mention anything about standing in a pool of someone else’s urine?(via The Wife)
