December 2009
59 posts
“there will be snacks, sweet and savory both, okay, so don’t worry.”
– andrew bird
“did you fuck my mom, santa claus? did you fuck my mom? did you fuck her? DID YOU...”
– <3 charlie.
Mac from Always Sunny opening a real bar in Philly →
instanostalgia:
fuckyeahalwayssunny:
raggedywisdom:chelseam:
Via The Iladelph comes word that Rob McElhenney—probably better known as Mac on It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia—has bought a bar in Philadelphia’s Old City neighborhood along with his wife Kaitlin Olson, who also plays Dee on the show.
On the popular FX show, McElhenney owns a bar with the other characters, and the fictional bar...
“oh…if I could only coax you overboard..to leave these lolling shores..to...”
– <3 colin meloy.
badoom chi! →
“yeah. we came to tell you we’re reigniting the rivalry, dickworm.”
– <3 sweet dee.
“but we also need a guy who’s funny and fat.. we need a funny fat guy. ...”
– dennis
“i had my arm out like this… cause she extended to me and there was stuff...”
– charlie
can i marry charlie right now?
Charlie: Oh shit. Look at that door dude. See that door right there? That door marked 'Pirate'? You think a pirate lives in there?
Dennis: I see a door marked 'Private.' Is that the door you're talking about?
Charlie: No, I was talking about... I didn't say... What'd you hear?
Dennis: I heard you say you saw a door marked 'Pirate'.
Charlie: No, that's not what I said. Look, are we gonna talk about pirates all day or are we gonna find out what lives in here?
“well, everyone knows custer died at little bighorn. what this book presupposes...”
– eli cash
“Hello, Charlie Kelly here, local business owner and cat enthusiast. Is your cat...”
– Charlie
Mac and Charlie Write a Movie
Dennis: And then he smells crime again, he's out busting heads. Then he's back to the lab for some more full penetration. Smells crime. Back to the lab, full penetration. Crime. Penetration. Crime. Full penetration. Crime. Penetration. And this goes on and on and back and forth for 90 or so minutes until the movie just sort of ends.
Frank: That is brilliant, that is the most brilliant movie I've ever heard in my life!
Charlie: I think the audience is gonna be very uncomfortable seeing Dolph Lundgren's naked penis going in to this young girl that you're talking about.
Dennis: Yeah, just to be clear though, I don't care, either way.
“harvey! i am going to tape a plastic bag to your ass!”
– jim on harvey’s nonstop farting today.
“let me pet you affectionately without feeling your gross tongue.”
– jim talking to harvey.. or his girlfriend.
“WHAT IF HIS ENTIRE HEAD IS JUST ONE BIG NOSE?!? WRITE THAT DOWN.. i like that.....”
– charlie
“bring it on william..i am reasonably confident that you will be adding revenge...”
– sue sylvester
“hey buddy i just came by to feed my venus flytrap.”
– love jane lynch.
athens is not a real place
on my morning walk with harvey around nantahala and nacoochee, a nice looking hipster fellow strolled by on a unicycle, sporting a thick handlebar mustache, carrying his morning cup of coffee (or probably green tea), while “walking” his unleashed australian shepherd who was trotting beside him. we exchanged pleasantries.. and then parted ways. ATHENS IS NOT A REAL PLACE.
