come with me if you want to live.

wyatt blair fatkin.  i am an aunt!  hooray!

fuckyeahknope:

spaztastic:

decoupage:

Leslie: Well I’m too classy to say “I told you so, Donna.” So I wrote it. On a post it.

I BUST THE WINDOWS OUT YOUR CAR.

to ex’s, may they always stay that way.

— ron swanson

that woman really knows her way around a penis.

— ron swanson

lookatthisfuckinghipster:

“Okay, seriously. Not funny. Who deflated my dog?”

twue <3.

Don't Take Anything Personally

Nothing others do is because of you. What others say and do is a projection of their own reality, their own dream. When you are immune to the opinions and actions of others, you won’t be the victim of needless suffering.

if you won’t listen to my words.. then listen to my dancing feet.

— kenny powers

fuckyeahbabyanimals:

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