i’m takin’ this handsome boy with me to warner robins this evenin’.
leslie knope’s excuses for why she accidentally shot ron when the ranger didn’t believe that she was actually an amazing markswoman… (spoiler alert: she covered for tom!!) what a guy that gal is.
“I don’t even remember!”
Parks and Recreation 2x10 - Hunting Trip
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pibbplusredvines:
I let my emotions get the best of me. I just uh..I cared too much, I guess.I was thinking with my lady parts.I was walking and I felt something icky.I thought there was going to be chocolate.I don’t even remember!I’m wearing a new bra and it closes in the front, so it popped open and it threw me off.All I want to do is have babies.Are you single?I’m just like, going through something right now.I guess when my life feels incomplete, I want to shoot someone.This would not happen if I had a penis!What? [puts on lip gloss]Bitches be crazy.I’m good at tolerating pain. I’m bad at math, and I’m stupid.
Parks and Recreation 2x10 - Hunting Trip](http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kten2ywWdC1qzbatyo1_500.png "fuckyeahknope:
pibbplusredvines:
I let my emotions get the best of me. I just uh..I cared too much, I guess.I was thinking with my lady parts.I was walking and I felt something icky.I thought there was going to be chocolate.I don’t even remember!I’m wearing a new bra and it closes in the front, so it popped open and it threw me off.All I want to do is have babies.Are you single?I’m just like, going through something right now.I guess when my life feels incomplete, I want to shoot someone.This would not happen if I had a penis!What? [puts on lip gloss]Bitches be crazy.I’m good at tolerating pain. I’m bad at math, and I’m stupid.
Parks and Recreation 2x10 - Hunting Trip")
I let my emotions get the best of me. I just uh..I cared too much, I guess.
I was thinking with my lady parts.
I was walking and I felt something icky.
I thought there was going to be chocolate.
I don’t even remember!
I’m wearing a new bra and it closes in the front, so it popped open and it threw me off.
All I want to do is have babies.
Are you single?
I’m just like, going through something right now.
I guess when my life feels incomplete, I want to shoot someone.
This would not happen if I had a penis!
What? [puts on lip gloss]
Bitches be crazy.
I’m good at tolerating pain.
I’m bad at math, and I’m stupid.Parks and Recreation 2x10 - Hunting Trip
Guys love it when you can show them you’re better than they are at something they love.
i watched this episode three times in two days. confound your lousy toll, troll!
i laughed so hard.
“They gave her a titanium hip. Like the terminator. It’s only gonna make her more powerful.”
maybe jack can hire a terminator to go back in time and kill his mother before she gets the titanium hip!
The band has had a few different names over the years. When we started we were Teddy Bear Suicide. But then we changed it to Mouse Rat. Then we were God Hates Figs; Department of Homeland Obscurity; Flames for Flames; Muscle Confusion; Nothing Rhymes With Orange; then Everything Rhymes With Orange; Punch Face Champions; Rad Wagon; Puppy Pendulum; Possum Pendulum; Penis Pendulum; Handrail Suicide; Angel Snack; Just the Tip; Threeskin; Jet Black Pope; we went back to Mouse Rat and now we are Scarecrow Boat. God when I hear myself say “Scarecrow Boat” out loud I kind of hate it.
— Andy
